I’m so sorry I’ve been so quiet over here for so long. I’ll be getting back into the swing of things very soon! I’d like to thank all of you for your patience! Since I’m still in the process of writing and editing things, I thought I’d share this funny find with you in the mean time. If you need a laugh – do not hesitate to head over to https://litterboxcomics.com/ to get your fix of hilarity!
In lieu of a long intro and a lot of hubbub, I’m going to cut right to the point of this short post.
What made all of you become bloggers?
I’m curious because I know when I started off on this adventure, I didn’t set out to become a blogger but that is where I happily ended up.
I wanted to share my experiences with people, places and products with others and it evolved into this.
Do you have a favorite platform? (Twitter, IG, Pinterest, Facebook etc.) Do you have one you can’t stand? Have you found any tools you can’t live without? (Tailwinds, MailChimp, etc.) Have you run into any scams? Are your family and friends supportive? Did you start out with a free blog or did you jump all in and get a premium paid blog with all the bells and whistles? Whats the biggest mistake you made starting out? Do you work mostly on your laptop or your phone?
Please feel free to share your story in the comments. I’d love to hear more about what makes you tick and your journey.
I’m behind on posting because life has been a busy busy thing, so I thought I’d drop something to make you all laugh today. Hang in there everyone, the weekend is approaching…. YOU CAN DO IT!!! * hugs*
Hope I was able to get you giggling. Have a great Thursday and thank you for stopping by my little corner of the web! The memes used in this post were found HERE on Buzzfeed!
I’m a wine lover.
In my world there is no better way to wrap up a nice evening than to pour a glass of wine, step outside on the deck and sip away as I look up at the stars.
This is exactly what I was doing a few nights ago as I enjoyed the warm spring night here in the mountains of Virginia. However, with the porch light on, nature – in the form of flying insects, were flocking to the walkway on my deck in droves. Overwhelmed at an alarming rate, and having no desire to end up with bugs in my wine – I grab the insect spray, pointed it at the porch light and sprayed away.
Content with my thorough dousing of the insects I dash back a few steps to avoid getting hit by the over-spray. When I turn around to see the results, I’m met with the most startling sight.
A large snake.
A large, long pissed off snake about 3 feet from my face… ho shit!!
The following takes place:
Me: *blinks in stunned silence at the sight before me but remains quiet and motionless*
Snake: *Hisses at me in an agitated manner as it starts to unfurl from the porch light*
Me: *Calls husband’s name as I continue to watch my scaly visitor move*
Husband: “Yes, Baby?”
Snake: *hiss hiss*
Me: Thinking – *I’m so sorry Mister Snake. If I had know you were there I would have never sprayed you like that – in fact I would have kept me and my wine sipping in the house… my apologies* – Calls Husband’s name 3 times in a row* (It’s all I can manage to do)
Husband: *Comes to the door* “What’s wrong?”
Me: “There’s a snake on the porch light and it’s slowly moving toward me.”
Husband: O.o *looks over at light through the screen door* “F*ck!!”
Me: “Yeah, kinda my thought too. Could you slowly open the screen door so it’s between me and our uninvited guest? I’d really appreciate not being out here any longer.”
Husband: *opens door – So I can slide inside*
Okay, so now I’m inside the house and safe but there is still a decent sized snake on the porch light (it’s well over three feet long). It’s almost midnight and I have no desire to let him slither off to hide somewhere else outside on the deck or patio. My husband (The Satyr) is not a “Man versus Wild” kind of guy but he arms up with a broom, puts his sneakers on and grabs a flash light. He’s about as ready as he can get at the hour on short notice.
Luckily for all of us, the adult children were home and had just settled into bed so I go knock.
Me: *knock knock knock*
My daughter The Sprite: “Yes?”
Me: I hate to disturb you guys at this hour but I need your help getting this snake off the porch light.
The Sprite: “Mommy, that doesn’t make any sense??!”
Her Fiance: “I think it does, Honey. I’m pretty sure your mom said there is a snake on the deck light and I need to go help take care of it.”
The Sprite: “Why is there a snake!!??”
Me: Thinking – *that’s a valid question that I have no answer for. I’m just as shocked as you are*
We all are up and about now. My son, The Imp, takes one look at the situation, calls the snake a nope rope and a danger noodle and immediately decides wants nothing to do with the fiasco before taking up residence on the couch. The rest of us go outside in our Pjs armed with – 2 flashlights, the kitchen broom, a plastic pole, some work gloves, a knife and a push broom…. yes this has us all looking as ridiculous as it sounds.
About fifteen minutes later we had the snake taken care of and all is well but I’d have to say that was the last thing I expected from deciding to step outside with my Chardonnay.
Have you guys had any interesting run ins with nature? Please feel free to share.
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Let’s face it, most people do not want to talk about bathroom activities. What goes on in and around the porcelain throne is not usually a topic of discussion. I’m not the shy type, so when I saw the video advertisement for Poo Pourri I was all in! However, more often than not when I see articles or blog posts about Poo Pourri the person writing it says something like “I bought this as a gag gift”. Not me, when I saw this product advertised, I was all for what it was promising to do and bought it right away.
About ten days and twenty-two dollars later my order arrived in the mail. My family and I tried it and we have been fans ever since… well, fans of the product because it works, and it works well. We just weren’t big fans of the price tag and shipping costs. A four oz bottle will set you back around ten dollars and even if you find it in a discount store five bucks is as cheap as I’ve ever found the four oz size, though it’s usually around eight dollars.
I don’t mind paying good money for something that works – but for a household that has five people in it on a regular basis on top of entertaining often, keeping both bathrooms stocked with this spray proved to be costly.
With saving money in mind, I turned to the wonder known as the interwebs and researched how to make my own.
The recipe ended up being more simple than I thought it would be. I had all of the ingredients right down to the distilled water on hand!
Here’s the recipe I used:
Step 1 – 2 Teaspoons of Vegetable Glycerin or Dish Soap.
Step 2 – 2 Teaspoons of Rubbing Alcohol.
Step 3 – 20-30 Drops of a Fragrant Essential Oil. (I used lavender oil)
Step 4 – Fill the remainder of the 4 oz spray bottle with distilled water. (I used an empty Poo Pourri bottle I had under the sink)
After that, it was simply a matter of shaking it up and spraying. That was it.
I was honestly impressed with just how close it was to what I had been buying for a mere fraction of the cost. The results were 8.5 out of 10 – This recipe took a few more sprays for the same effect and still wasn’t quite as strong, yet for a cost difference of about twenty-five cents per bottle for this homemade version versus at least five dollars – if not ten dollars a bottle for the name brand, I’m sold.
Have any of you made a DIY version of something that worked out well (or not lol)? If you’ve blogged about it please leave a link to it in the comments, I’d love to try it!
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As a family we have made a decision.
We have decided that we are going to make a serious concerted effort to eat better. Three out of the four of us have really packed on the pounds over the last year. We need to eat better and move more. We looked at the current weight loss trends and we decided that we don’t want to do any fad diets or Cleanses or Keto or Carnivore or any of that (not that there’s anything wrong with some of those). We just want to do something that is more of a permanent lifestyle change and we don’t want to live in a world were we can’t eat bread or potatoes, but kudos to any of you that can go carb light for life.
In the spirit of our decision we have decided to make Sunday’s family food prep day. I think having a variety of healthy foods on hand will greatly curb one of our biggest weaknesses and that is grabbing something quick because we are all busy and we do not do hungry (Hangry – lol) very well. A bad habit that leads us all to making poor food choices.
With that said, if anyone would like to drop a link or two to some recipes or tips we’d appreciate it greatly.
Every now and again life comes at us all pretty fast. Luckily for us it brings a good measure of humor along with it.
For example, my husband and my son last week. My son (The Imp) is 16, and like most 16 year-olds, he is ten foot tall and bulletproof. Thanks to a TV show (The Golden Girls) and a short conversation, it comes to our son’s awareness that we have an attic…. an attic he has never been in and the following unfolds –
Son: Can we get into our attic?
Husband: Yes, we can.
Husband: Move the access panel, grab the ladder and climb in.
Son: I want to go in the attic and look around!
Husband: It’s kind of late.
Me: Why don’t you wait until this weekend. That way your dad can bring in the ladder and help you into the attic.
Son: I bet I can do it with a chair!
Me and Husband: *exchange look*
Me: Why don’t we just wait.
Son: Nah, I have enough upper body strength. I can pull myself into that opening… no problem.
Me and Husband: *exchange look number two*
Son: *scurries down the hall wearing a big grin while carrying a dining room chair*
*clink* *rustle rustle* *bump* *grunt* groan*
~~~ Silence ~~~
THUNK WHAM SCRAAAAAPPPPEE
Husband: *is already getting up from the couch*
Husband reports the sight of two legs and feet hanging out of the opening in the ceiling, a tipped over step stool that was apparently put on top of the chair for added lift, a wooden shield (we are still uncertain as to its role in this whole fiasco) and the coat rack that has been ripped out of the wall and is lying in a heap on the floor amongst the crumpled jackets… backing out of the attic had not gone as smoothly as getting in it would seem.
The Imp was fine (a little scuffed up but in high spirits). Instead of waiting and going into the attic over the weekend as we suggested, he spent that time learning how to patch drywall.
Never a dull moment. lol
Any of you have some fun child rearing stories to share?
We had entirely too much fun testing out this little pocket drone. Especially my son (The Imp). He had this little gizmo all over the house (yes it is small enough to comfortably fly in the house). The Warrior II comes with easy to read instructions and outside of a few minutes charging time for the battery it is basically ready to go right out of the box – something that is always a plus if you have an impatient crew like mine that loves a new gadget. We’ve flown it several times, both indoors as well as outside, and it performs wonderfully in both arenas. Even if it is a bit windy outside this little Warrior holds its own. Note I said a bit windy... this little drone is not meant to go up against big gusts of wind, if you do that while it is high up in the air you’ll probably lose it.
We got around ten (10) minutes of flight and hover time out of each charge so no issues there. Especially since ScharkSpark offers you a second battery (and extended warranty) for free! My free battery and bonus spare parts arrived within a matter of days after requesting it.
This model drone is small and collapsible. It really lives up to the term “pocket drone” as it fit in my son and husbands pockets easily – I didn’t try it in mine because we all know that the pockets on women’s attire will barely hold a pack of gum *heh heh*.
Anywho, we also loved the fact that you don’t have to be an experienced drone pilot in order to enjoy flying The Warrior II. If you have ever tried piloting a drone or any remote control device like this you probably understand what I mean. There is generally quite the learning curve and there wasn’t much of one with this. Everyone in the house was able to get the hang of operating it within minutes. Also, the lights made flying this at night or in dim areas fun as well. It looked like we had our own little UFO.
When it came to the drones operation, we did notice that it wasn’t able to instantly switch directions. But it did, fly, hover and move with relative ease. It’s flip mode (which we all loved) does work well and almost instantly. We did have to be a patient when switching modes/functions. It took it a couple of seconds to switch gears so to speak.
Overall in our opinion you can’t beat what you are getting for this price! We would highly recommend this drone to anyone.
Easy to operate
Long Flight Time For The Size
Not really a con but the small size of this drone can make it an easy victim to a sudden harsh gust of wind.
We did wish it had a camera but for the size and cost I wouldn’t expect it to come with one.
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It was a rare occasion but this Halloween the Sprite and I stayed in. No costumes, no booze nothing but the two of us and a couple of B rated scary movies. Life was swimming along at a lazy pace as per usual when a thought hit me and then the following conversation takes place between me and the Sprite:
Me: Man we didn’t think to get candy in case we get trick or treaters
Sprite: Nah, no need to worry, no one trick or treats on this street
*Thirty seconds later I shit you not* DING DONG
Sprite: *looks at me with wide eyes* Is our porch light on?
Me: Yup, it’s always on.
Sprite: *flips light off on the poor kid standing on our doorstep*
Me: You did not just do that *giggles in disbelief* You know that’s like the Halloween equivalent to getting a door slammed in your face, right? lol
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So this just happened:
Sprite: Alexa, tell me a joke.
Alexa: Why did Adele cross the road?
… so she could say hello from the other side.
This made still being sick with barely a voice, a snotty nose and achy ears much more bearable. Sleep well all, my meds are calling.